Music Video Meltdown: Grad Edition
Oh, this song. I keep on thinking Asher Roth is part of a viral campaign for an upcoming comedy; alas, “I Love College” is real, and it features doozies like “I wanna go to college for the rest of my life” or “I danced my ass off and had this one girl naked.” Didn’t we retire frat-rap already? Maybe this song will inspire Tucker Max (author of “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”) to write another “fratire.” Please don’t, Tucker. Welcome to the world of Asher Roth, unfortunately: Girls in the corner, pizza in the back and furries in yo’ face. This is the world’s worst Sublime video. And this song is your legacy, seniors. Raise a beer and cry.
Rating: COMMUNITY COLLEGE
So this cheery piece of high school pap was directed by a hardcore and softcore pornographer. Whodathunk? Fortunately, Vitamin C never ended up in Gregory Dark classics such as “Let Me Tell Ya ‘bout Black Chicks” or “New Wave Hookers.” This video? Sadly lacking in orgasms. Instead, you have the orange-haired Vitamin C playing a…guardian angel? Vengeful ghost? What? We’re never told, although I’m guessing the latter since the mousy, pixie-haired senior in the video gets blocked by a girl with a bad weave going after her man. Girl mopes around before finally getting the courage to…hug him. Oh, c’mon now. Lame. Now I know where Natasha Bedingfield steals her ideas from. Your friends love this song. Laugh at them.
RAting: VITAMIN XXX
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