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Jackpage: Tiny Jack adventures in public park with grandpa May 7, 2015

The summer I turned five... in the park with my grandfather, walking... He held a bag of bread crumbs in one hand, mine in the other. His hands (which so long ... (more)

New frat arrives May 7, 2015

In light of recent events, Whitman College has decided to make a new fraternity solely for prospective students. It will be named Sigma Upsilon Kappa (otherwise known as SUK) and ... (more)

First-year couple staying together May 7, 2015

It's official. First-years Janet "Jannifer" Reno and William "Billiam" Rogers are staying together for the summer of 2015. "I'm so excited for Jannifer," exclaimed one friend of Reno's. "Billiam is such ... (more)

Jackpage: Understanding babies Apr 30, 2015

A week or two ago I went to Safeway and something really wild happened. I was minding my own business, contemplating the cereal aisle, when I came across a baby. ... (more)

Boy sneezes in Encounters Apr 30, 2015

It was 11:37 on a Friday morning in first-year James Leblooze's Encounters section with Tom Davis when something happened that changed Leblooze's life forever. Leblooze had been experiencing mild allergy ... (more)

Tales from beyond the Frat: Confessions in the wake of partaking in the Jaeger challenge Apr 30, 2015

Now while the story I am about to tell is mostly true, details have been changed to protect the innocent as they were involved in the story. But the fear, ... (more)