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KC Masterpiece: still pining away from afar

By Kaitlin Phillips and Caitlin Tortorici

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Readers,
Week two of our correspondence, and we were a little concerned about the new column format, but a random girl in Olin told Kaitlin she liked it. Therefore, it’s completely validated. Enjoy.
-KC Masterpiece
Oh Dear Sweet Satan,
Italy is slowly but surely heating up. I have opened my window to take in the brilliant sun and the […]

KC Penpals: Foreign correspondence edition

By Kaitlin Phillips and Caitlin Tortorici

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Lovely Readers,
You may have noticed that we did not have a column in last week’s newspaper. Or maybe you didn’t notice at all, but that’s okay too. This mainly happened because Caitlin and I forgot to re-apply for the Pio. We are much chagrined.
Caitlin is in Italy. This is tragic for many reasons. However, being […]

KC Masterpiece presents: It all started with masturbation

By Kaitlin Phillips and Caitlin Tortorici

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We never thought this issue would come. But here it is. The last time the K/Caitlins will be writing from the same location. The last official KC Masterpiece.
It is horrifically tragic.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it has been a full year of the Masterpiece and a longer friendship to back it up. Us K/Caitlins met in […]

KC Masterpiece: Romance isn’t dead

By Kaitlin Phillips and Caitlin Tortorici

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This week, KC Masterpiece has realized several things about ourselves. We are lazy. We are sexually frustrated. We are creative, yet have encountered writer’s block once again. After reflecting upon these three truths, we realized that we knew exactly what must be done.
For this week’s column, we present a bad romance novel.
Not an entire […]

KC Masterpiece presents: Diamonds in the rough

By Kaitlin Phillips and Caitlin Tortorici

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Disclaimer: We are inordinately bitchy tonight. Caitlin’s uterus is pounding away at her soul, and Kaitlin is one second away from passing out from sheer exhaustion. We are creatively drained, physically tired and have had to entertain relatives all weekend and act happy. In short, we’re not in a good mood. Read at your own […]